Head down to your nearest adult store to get your copy of our latest XXX magazine SHAFTED
Not sure what to wank yourself into a sticky mess with this weekend? Then why not pop your mask on and take a socially distanced wander to your nearest licensed sex shop to purchase your copy of our new hardcore magazine SHAFTED? Packed with gorgeous girlies sucking giant dicks, this shamelessly explicit adult magazine features extreme penetrative action, explosively sticky threesomes and even a little bit of anal thrown in for good measure.
Of course, it’s easy to forget there was a blissful time when people could actually touch each other, so you might also like to buy this hardcore adult magazine as a reminder of the good old days when getting within 2 metres of another human being didn’t require half a tonne of PPE. Because there was a time, I promise you, where you could actually suck a rock-hard dick or fondle bare breasts and even kiss with tongues. And yes, you could even be so bold as to stick a swollen cock into the gaping anal hole of a virtual stranger. But we won’t be doing any of that no more! It’s far too dangerous, I’m sure you’ll all agree.
So, get down to your nearest UK sex shop now to purchase this good, old-fashioned filthy magazine, and while you’re there, keep an eye out for our full range of tempting titles, including UK Housewives, Flashers, Strict Mistress, Get Spanked, X-DRESSER Amateurs and X-DRESSER Sissies. And don’t forget – there has never been a more important time to support your local adult store and help ensure that there will always be a place where you can buy a dildo or an adult DVD just a short walk from your doorstep. These noble emporia of adult entertainment are a vital part of the nation’s heritage and add a much-needed dash of sexiness and colour to the otherwise bland and dispiriting UK High Street.
Oh, and to find the location of your nearest licensed sex shop, you can click through to our handy guide of adult stores throughout the nation. And if you are a sex shop owner who wishes to have their premises added to this list, then feel free to drop us an email via the usual address.
