Don’t cry, little baby! Come and tell mummy what the matter is!
We get that all babies need looking after and mothering – even adult babies in their 30s, 40s or older – and that’s why we have rounded up a caring, nurturing medley of mothers to provide adult baby phone chat to people who enjoy age-play and regression therapy. These lovely maternal ladies will happily sing sweet lullabies down the phone to you, or listen to you babbling as they mollycoddle you with baby talk. But of course if you should throw a tantrum while they chat to you, they will not be afraid to tell baby off and send him to bed without any supper! So, all you naughty little toddlers, had better beware! Too much wailing and stomping of your tiny little feet could get you into a lot of trouble, although our mothers never seem to stay cross for long and will soon be offering loving, soothing words again.
Of course, we understand that most adult babies are at their happiest with a dummy stuffed inside their gobs – and that some of you won’t even have said your first words yet – but our adult baby phone chat service is the perfect excuse for you to spit out your dummy and switch from just saying ‘Goo goo ga ga’ into having nice chats with mummy, nanny or nursie. Because if you do start speaking, she might even be able to teach you your first nursery rhyme, or encourage you to interact with a bedtime story. And don’t worry if the thought of that makes you feel shy or awkward, because her motherly ways will soon have you giggling and loving every minute of your time talking to her. And better still, she will not even mind if you mess your nappy while you speak to her. You’re only a baby, after all, so all will be forgiven!
For adult baby phone chat, call 0908 151 0382. Calls cost 60p per minute plus your network’s access charge. Must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All calls are recorded. Service details may appear on the bill. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘‘STOP ALL’ to 07860086062 to opt out. Datapro Services Ltd. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145
