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Sex toy set for couples

MYSTIC TREASURES TOY KIT

A brilliant starter kit for couples looking to experiment with different sizes and textures of toys, including a vibrator, butt plug, bullet vibe, veined penis vibe, oscillating balls and cock rings.

 

Mistress Ravish says: “I have toyed many an anal virgin with a selection of toys from this handy kit and also used it on submissive couples who like to be teased in bondage. The bullet vibe is especially potent while sissies always love the veined dick!”

 

£39.95 - Order at With a Passion

 

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Finding out exactly what turns you and your partner on

 

DESENSITIZING DICK GEL

Most of the products on this page are designed to make you more aroused, but sufferers of premature ejaculation will appreciate the numbing effect of ProLonger gel. A great way to delay orgasm!

 

Mike says: “I often get overexcited when I’m wanking - especially if I’m using an anal toy - and this gel has really helped me to delay the moment. It has a nice scent and texture and gently numbs without killing sensations completely.”

 

£21.99 - Order at Skin Two

 

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Stopping you from creaming your pants too fast

Gel for premature ejaculation sufferers

 

Double-headed dildo for anal and vaginal penetration

THE DOUBLE PENETRATOR

With an 8-inch dildo for vaginal penetration and a 7-inch dildo to stick up your bum, the double penetrator offers deep and intense stimulation in both front and back holes simultaneously!

 

Kelly says: “Shit the fucking bed! I've done some dirty things in my time, but shoving the two prongs of this in my pussy and anus might just be the dirtiest of them all. I’ve used it three times in the bath now and gone orgasmic every time!”

 

£42.99 - Order at With A Passion

 

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When you feel like you need it from both ends at once

 

Pink rabbit rabbit sex toy

SATISFYER VIBES MR RABBIT

With its silk-matte texture and flexible shaft, this vibrating sex toy offers intense internal penetration, but with the added bonus of the kind of clitoral stimulation that will have you screaming aloud with joy!

 

Kelly says: “I used to use this for foreplay with a couple of my exes, but they ended up feeling a bit intimidated by it. I’d have such intense climaxes and get into such a hot mess using it that they knew they couldn’t compete!”

 

£44.99 - Order at Skin Two

 

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Truly intense vaginal

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NICOLE ANISTION FLESHLIGHT

If you dream of fucking a famous porn star, then this might be the next best thing. Based on Nicole Aniston’s pussy, this masturbatory sex aid has the feel of real flesh and makes wanking much more fun!

 

Mike says: “I found using this toy much more horny than I had expected to. I used some lube to get it moist, then spent a good twenty minutes pumping my cock in and out of the slit! And I haven’t spunked so hard in months! ”

 

£89.95 - Order at With a Passion

 

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For when you get bored with your own bare hand

Masturbatory sex aids for men

 

Red vibrating bullet vibe knickers

RED VIBRATING PANTY SET

These sexy red panties have a built-in pouch that contains a 10-function bullet vibe, which can be activated wirelessly by a ring to be worn on your finger! Makes normal knickers seem positively dull!

 

Kelly says: “I’ve been wearing these under my clothes at the office and setting it off whenever I need a bit of a pick me up. It’s such a thrill to hear that buzzing in my knickers and to feel my clit throbbing under my desk! And no one’s noticed yet!”

 

£37.99 - Order at Skin Two

 

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Having a little secret hidden under your work clothes

 

Fifty Shades of Grey Bed Restraint Kit

Fifty Shades bondage bed kit

This stylish restraint kit has all you need to render your partner captive for a night of passion.

 

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Kinky tie and tease games

 

Spunk Lubricant For Anal Exploration

Spunk lubricant for anal sex

Aimed at the gay scene and a real talking point on a bathroom shelf, this gives lasting lubrication!

 

Order at Esmale

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Remote Controlled Vibrating Love Egg

Remote controlled vibrating love egg

Much more fun than arguing over the TV remote! It’s who controls the vibe that counts!

 

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Handing over control

 

Soft & Sheer Black Seamed Stockings

Classic black seamed stockings

Whether for her to wear, him to wear, or both of you to wear, those legs will look amazing in these!

 

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Red & Black 6-Inch Platform Heels

Six-inch stilettos

Probably not great for hiking, but hard to imagine a sexier pair of heels for the bedroom!

 

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Rouge Garments Pink Riding Crop

Pink riding crop for discipline

The leather strands of this flogger are great for sensual spankings, but can pack a punch if needed!

 

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Glyde Strawberry Flavoured Condoms

Strawberry flavoured vegan condoms

Do strawberry flavoured condoms count as one of your 5-a-day? These ones are vegan, so probably!

 

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Seventeen-Inch Black PVC Dildo

17-inch black dildo for extreme anal play

It’s always good to check out the gay scene if you’re into anal toys, as they really do like a challenge!

 

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It can be daunting entering a licensed sex shop for the first time and seeing the vast array of vibes, dildos, butt plugs and rampant rabbits on offer. Sex toys come in all shapes and sizes these days - from dinky ones for virgins to giant fist-shaped ones for those who love it extra deep - and it can be something of a minefield trying to pick out a product that will be both fun and pleasurable for you and/or your partner to use.

 

 

And of course there is no right and wrong, because everyone’s bodies will respond in different ways - so you’ll probably need some trial and error to discover what sex toys work best for you. But to give you a few pointers, we’ve asked a team of sexually adventurous reviewers to have a play around with a few adult toys and tell us how they felt. And we’ve also rounded up a selection of our favourite outfits to enhance the mood, as well as picking out a few of those must-have essentials that no boudoir (or sex den) should she be without!

OUR REVIEW TEAM

KELLY

 

“I’m a single (and looking) woman in my thirties who worked for several years in a London sex shop!”

 

FAV TOY

 

“I have a bullet vibe that works wonders!”

XD Publications sex toy reviewer Kelly
Trans Mistress Charlotte
Sex toy reviewer

MISTRESS RAVISH

 

“I have over 15 years experience in the world of BDSM, specialising in discipline, watersports and anal play.”

 

FAV TOY

 

“The one that causes the most pain!”

MIKE/ALEXANDRA

 

“I’m a divorced man with a penchant for wearing female clothing and anal play. I also like being spanked!”

 

FAV TOY

 

“Any properly realistic cock-shaped dildo.”

 

Penis enlargement pump for beginners

Every little helps, so they say, and this medical-style penis enlargement pump uses a vacuum system to increase the potency of even the limpest manhood! Just pump away and watch it grow!

 

Mike says: “I have a truly tiny penis and so was thrilled with this! I didn’t go from three-inches to eight-inches of course, but with just a few squeezes of the pump, my cock felt bigger, thicker, longer and more powerful.”

 

£14.99 - Order at Skin Two

 

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Those moments when size really does seem to matter

 

 

PURPLE POWER PENIS PUMP

 

Slutty see-through French maid uniform

Get away without doing any housework by distracting your Master with this flirty little see-through maid uniform. After all, when you look this damn cute, who gives a toss about the dusting?

 

Mistress Ravish says: “This is more lingerie than French maid uniform, but no less sexy for that! It is especially suited to big-breasted women whose tits will look amazing in the see-through mesh, but I prefer feminising men with it.”

 

£18.99 - Order at Skin Two

 

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BJ BETTY ORAL LOVE DOLL

AMYROSE COWGIRL LOVE DOLL

JUSTIN LIFE-SIZE SEX DOLL

BJ Betty oral love doll
BETTY’S
PLUS POINTS

Lifelike hair

Cute eyelashes

Painted toenails
& fingernails

Open mouth for blowjobs

Firm pert breasts

Flesh-feel pussy
& arsehole
Mike says: “She isn’t cheap, by any means, but if you enjoy having sex with dolls then you’ll have a really great time with Betty. Her inflated skin has a lovely feel to it and all three working orifices are a pleasure to fuck. The best BJ in town!”

£249.99 - Order at Skin Two
Inflatable sex doll in cowgirl position
AMYROSE’S
PLUS POINTS

Pretty printed face

Tight vagina

Cowgirl sex position pose

Fully fuckable
O-shaped lips

Anal orifice

Can easily be used doggie-style
Mike says: “Amyrose is at the cheaper end of the inflatable love doll spectrum and she lacks the subtleties of BJ Betty, but her straddling position makes her perfect for the Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl positions! Cute bum and anus, too!”

Inflatable male sex doll with cock and anal hole
JUSTIN’S
PLUS POINTS

Soft kissable lips

Realistic eyes

Thick & juicy
7-inch cock

Vibrating cock function

Movable arms

Penetrable
arsehole
Mike says: “This hunk is my current boyfriend for whenever I’m dressed up as Alexandra. I can spend hours kissing his soft lips and sucking his big cock, but my biggest pleasure is taking his 7-incher in my arsehole and bouncing around on top of it!”