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A brilliant starter kit for couples looking to experiment with different sizes and textures of toys, including a vibrator, butt plug, bullet vibe, veined penis vibe, oscillating balls and cock rings.
Mistress Ravish says: “I have toyed many an anal virgin with a selection of toys from this handy kit and also used it on submissive couples who like to be teased in bondage. The bullet vibe is especially potent while sissies always love the veined dick!”
£40.99 - Order at Cloud9Adults
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Finding out exactly what turns you and your partner on
Most of the products on this page are designed to make you more aroused, but sufferers of premature ejaculation will appreciate the numbing effect of ProLonger gel. A great way to delay orgasm!
Mike says: “I often get overexcited when I’m wanking - especially if I’m using an anal toy - and this gel has really helped me to delay the moment. It has a nice scent and texture and gently numbs without killing sensations completely.”
£22.99 - Order at Skin Two
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Stopping you from creaming your pants too fast
With an 8-inch dildo for vaginal penetration and a 7-inch dildo to stick up your bum, the double penetrator offers deep and intense stimulation in both front and back holes simultaneously!
Kelly says: “Shit the fucking bed! I've done some dirty things in my time, but shoving the two prongs of this in my pussy and anus might just be the dirtiest of them all. I’ve used it three times in the bath now and gone orgasmic every time!”
£42.99 - Order at Cloud9Adults
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When you feel like you need it from both ends at once
With its silk-matte texture and flexible shaft, this vibrating sex toy offers intense internal penetration, but with the added bonus of the kind of clitoral stimulation that will have you screaming aloud with joy!
Kelly says: “I used to use this for foreplay with a couple of my exes, but they ended up feeling a bit intimidated by it. I’d have such intense climaxes and get into such a hot mess using it that they knew they couldn’t compete!”
£44.99 - Order at Skin Two
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Truly intense vaginal
and clitoral stimulation
If you dream of fucking a famous porn star, then this might be the next best thing. Based on Nicole Aniston’s pussy, this masturbatory sex aid has the feel of real flesh and makes wanking much more fun!
Mike says: “I found using this toy much more horny than I had expected to. I used some lube to get it moist, then spent a good twenty minutes pumping my cock in and out of the slit! And I haven’t spunked so hard in months! ”
£75.99 - Order at Cloud9Adults
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For when you get bored with your own bare hand
These sexy red panties have a built-in pouch that contains a 10-function bullet vibe, which can be activated wirelessly by a ring to be worn on your finger! Makes normal knickers seem positively dull!
Kelly says: “I’ve been wearing these under my clothes at the office and setting it off whenever I need a bit of a pick me up. It’s such a thrill to hear that buzzing in my knickers and to feel my clit throbbing under my desk! And no one’s noticed yet!”
£46.99 - Order at Skin Two
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Having a little secret hidden under your work clothes
This stylish restraint kit has all you need to render your partner captive for a night of passion.
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Kinky tie and tease games
Aimed at the gay scene and a real talking point on a bathroom shelf, this gives lasting lubrication!
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Hard
deep
anal
Much more fun than arguing over the TV remote! It’s who controls the vibe that counts!
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Handing over control
Whether for her to wear, him to wear, or both of you to wear, those legs will look amazing in these!
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Always looking the part
Probably not great for hiking, but hard to imagine a sexier pair of heels for the bedroom!
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Lap
dancing & domination
The leather strands of this flogger are great for sensual spankings, but can pack a punch if needed!
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Naughty virgin spankees
Do strawberry flavoured condoms count as one of your 5-a-day? These ones are vegan, so probably!
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Making dicks taste even better
It’s always good to check out the gay scene if you’re into anal toys, as they really do like a challenge!
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Extreme anal
action
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It can be daunting entering a licensed sex shop for the first time and seeing the vast array of vibes, dildos, butt plugs and rampant rabbits on offer. Sex toys come in all shapes and sizes these days - from dinky ones for virgins to giant fist-shaped ones for those who love it extra deep - and it can be something of a minefield trying to pick out a product that will be both fun and pleasurable for you and/or your partner to use.
And of course there is no right and wrong, because everyone’s bodies will respond in different ways - so you’ll probably need some trial and error to discover what sex toys work best for you. But to give you a few pointers, we’ve asked a team of sexually adventurous reviewers to have a play around with a few adult toys and tell us how they felt. And we’ve also rounded up a selection of our favourite outfits to enhance the mood, as well as picking out a few of those must-have essentials that no boudoir (or sex den) should she be without!
KELLY
“I’m a single (and looking) woman in my thirties who worked for several years in a London sex shop!”
FAV TOY
“I have a bullet vibe that works wonders!”
MISTRESS RAVISH
“I have over 15 years experience in the world of BDSM, specialising in discipline, watersports and anal play.”
FAV TOY
“The one that causes the most pain!”
MIKE/ALEXANDRA
“I’m a divorced man with a penchant for wearing female clothing and anal play. I also like being spanked!”
FAV TOY
“Any properly realistic cock-shaped dildo.”
Every little helps, so they say, and this medical-style penis enlargement pump uses a vacuum system to increase the potency of even the limpest manhood! Just pump away and watch it grow!
Mike says: “I have a truly tiny penis and so was thrilled with this! I didn’t go from three-inches to eight-inches of course, but with just a few squeezes of the pump, my cock felt bigger, thicker, longer and more powerful.”
£16.99 - Order at Skin Two
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Those moments when size really does seem to matter
Get away without doing any housework by distracting your Master with this flirty little see-through maid uniform. After all, when you look this damn cute, who gives a toss about the dusting?
Mistress Ravish says: “This is more lingerie than French maid uniform, but no less sexy for that! It is especially suited to big-breasted women whose tits will look amazing in the see-through mesh, but I prefer feminising men with it.”
£42.99 - Order at Skin Two
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Dusting, tidying, ironing, laundry, serving dinner & sucking dick
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Lifelike hair
Cute eyelashes
Painted toenails
& fingernails
Open mouth for blowjobs
Firm pert breasts
Flesh-feel pussy
& arsehole
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Pretty printed face
Tight vagina
Cowgirl sex position pose
Fully fuckable
O-shaped lips
Anal orifice
Can easily be used doggie-style
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Soft kissable lips
Realistic eyes
Thick & juicy
7-inch cock
Vibrating cock function
Movable arms
Penetrable
arsehole